Friday, January 23, 2009

Boys, LamYans, Lengzais, Males..

playboys...that's what they are..so girls should follow this wife..

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty
miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
across at her and speaks in a clear voice.

"Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but
I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road
ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.

The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out
of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and she's a far better lover than you are."

Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more
tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55 mph.

He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to
60 mph.

"I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards
and the boat."

The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything
you want?"

The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No,
I've got everything I need." she says.
Oh, really?" he inquires, "So what have you got?"

Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him
and smiles.

...."The airbag."....
Never underestimate how a woman thinks.
" M.C.I.S "= Mati Cepat Isteri Senang

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